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Vietnam, what a dump! Could not find a decent burger in Hanoi. Chairman Kim, you cut me, bro! At least I finally made it to Vietnam bone spurs be damned, take that McCain!

Cohen. RAT!!!

Good to know that the national emergency did not stunt my golf skills. Tiger Woods said I was better than Phil Mickelson. He played scared because I joked about my security detail shooting him if I lost…

R Kelly and Robert Kraft. LOSERS!! The smart people, never get caught!!!

It’s all about my big and beautiful wall, who needs Congress? Damn Democrats! Shutting down the government. SHAME! With Mueller locking up my pals I have nightmares about waking up in a supermax being held by a guy called Bubba.

JEFF Bezos! What a stiff! Cheating on his wife, such a disgrace because I would never cheat on Melania…

Blackmail is such an ugly word Jeff, I prefer the phrase “friendly” persuasion. Note to self, must call Vlad and make sure my video is safe.

My State of The Union speech or as I like to call it, Trump’s Primed Time Special was so brilliant. BIG RATINGS! HUGE NUMBERS!

DT might need a distraction soon, hello Venezuela.

Just took my annual physical. The doctor said I have the body of “The Rock “and the mind of Einstein. HE REALLY KNEW HIS STUFF!!

The Clemson Tigers, what a bunch of whiners. At my own expense, I treat them to authentic American food and they have the nerve to complain.

I have to say. “Blackface” not cool!!! But Liam Neeson along with Tom Brady are my true heroes.

@realDonaldTrump thoughts on planes on the heels of an Ethiopian Airline crash: Airplanes are becoming far too complex to fly. Pilots are no longer needed, but rather computer scientists from MIT. I see it all the time in many products. Always seeking to go one unnecessary step further, when often old and simple is far better. Split second decisions are needed, and the complexity creates danger. All of this for great cost yet very little gain. I don't know about you, but I don't want Albert Einstein to be my pilot. I want great flying professional that are allowed to easily and quickly take control of a plane! SAD!

March could be a bad month due to the witch hunt. No Collusion!! Stay tuned.