Innocent, complete exoneration! If the hoax does not fit, you must acquit. Pelosi, Romney, and Schiff, eat it! As Jack Shakespeare said, ‘Pizza is a dish best served cold.” It was never in doubt I own the Senate.

Mitch Mc Connell, I love him, even though he mumbles, and I can’t understand a word he says. It’s the Chinese, ‘Year of The Rat” and Mitt Romney and John Bolton are big rats.

I’m so powerful, and right now, I can fire people just for fun. I had one setback I almost started World War VI (six) with Iran. I didn’t know they would fight back.

Just itching to see who the Dems put up in November - I will slime them all! Nancy Pelosi prays for me, give me a break!

Back to work! So much to do, so many people to fire. Stay tuned!