I”m So Focused

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Mar–a–Lago: The Unofficial Diary

Dear Diary:

There I was at the G20 with my best pals, MBS and Putin. Then came the love fest at the DMZ with Kim. I had tanks in Washington DC July 4th. I’m On Fire! Note to self must call the NBA commissioner to ensure an American team wins the title next year. MAGA@

Under so much pressure, I was for the strike on Iran before I was against it. Boy those Iranians sure do send mixed messages!

Bolton has the hots for Iran, it’s like, he is jealous ex-lover. I may have to destroy Iran to make it 'Great Again.' My marketing guys have the 'MAGA' hats, ready to go!

Sarah’s leaving the White House and Mueller going to testify. They say I lack empathy but those kids at the border making me look bad. So Sad!

Word to OJ and Cosby: leave the Twitter to me…My London trip was great, adoring crowds everywhere!

Watched the Democratic debates, what a snooze-fest. 'Sleepy Joe' needs to take a permanent nap.

So bugged about presidential harassment, for some reason, they still want my tax returns. As the great poet, En Vogue said, 'never, gonna get it.

Gotta go. Bolton wants war with Fiji. Another 'shit' to deal with to boost my ratings. Biggest Number Ever!

Theo Edwards

Theo Edwards has over twenty years of diverse Information Technology experience. He spent his days playing with all things IBMi, portal, mobile application, and enterprise business functional and architectural design.

Before joining IBM as Staff Software Engineer, Theo worked as a programmer analyst and application specialist for businesses hosting eCommerce suite on IBMi platform. He has been privileged to co-author numerous publications such as Technical Handbooks, White paper, Tutorials, Users Guides, and FAQs. Refer to manuals here. Theo also holds a degree in Computer Science, Business Administration and various certifications in information security and technologies. He considers himself a technophile since his engagement at Cable & Wireless then later known SLET.